10 simple rules for dating my teenage
Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. It's all about appearance, intelligence, and good manners with fathers.
Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. Talk with them about their business and show interest in what they have to say.
Steve My rule for superfly dating my potential daughter..for the pelvis and he'll fall down when hit.
Heres the conversation....."Your'e here for WHO?!?! You said you do WHAT with rich republican girls?!?!
I do you a favor, son, you have fifteen seconds to get out of range, so Well, to be fair, if they hooked up with you then they had some issues to begin with.... She'd wear you out and leave you on the clothesline to dry out.
8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter may have only been on for three seasons, but it was funny and touching enough to stay in our hearts many years later.
"), I'm going to post this on the front door in 24 point font to ward off any potential suitors for my daughter. ******************* Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. Hell, I even spent the night there once, albeit in another bedroom than his daughter.Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early." Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. Yeah, but the fixtures are too fragile to hang on and the cuffs leave too many marks on girls wrists..gotta try the furry wrist bindings. Of course my sister'll probably leave you tied up in a ditch once you've done her floors and windows.This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. The nice guy role works very well for me It works well for me too - except this one case where a girl down the street from me (in my old house) had her parents in LOVE with me - I was seriously afraid of her dad and refused to go over to her house - I'm glad I moved.Shoot, I still get the evil eye from here dad once in a while, and we've been married almost 11 years. I've got a 5-year old daughter and a 3-year old daughter. Definitely call them sir, and the utmost important thing, get the girl home the time he requires. And, if you want to get in really well, give her parents a Christmas card or a small gift.
I'll be saving this for the next 15 years (at least, it'd better be at least 15 years before they even think about dating), and giving copies to any potential suitors of my daughters!!! I had a girls father hand me this list (one very similar) when he first met me. I had another girl's mother tell her to watch out for me, as "he's been around the block a few times.." As a way of making a point my wife's brother took me shooting the first time we met. If you are invited to dinner, help clean up after dinner.The show followed the Hennessy family, centering around John Ritter's fatherly character.